People need to put down the gun, step away from the ledge, and think for a minute. It turns out there are objective, concrete, and undeniable advantages to DVCS that will make a HUGE difference in a team's productivity.
It all comes down to Branching and Merging.
Before DVCS, the guiding principle was "Pray to God that you don't have to get into branching and merging. And if you do, at least beg Him to let it be very, very simple."
Now, with DVCS, branching (and merging) is so much improved, the guiding principle is, "Do it at the drop of a hat. It will give you a ton of benefits and not cause you any problems."
And that is a HUGE productivity booster for any team.
The problem is, for people to understand what I just said and be convinced that it is true, they have to first invest in a little bit of a learning curve. They don't have to learn Git or any other DVCS itself ... they just need to learn how Git does branching and merging. Read and re-read some articles and blog posts, taking it slow, and working through it until you see it. That might take the better part of 2 or 3 full days.
But once you see that, you won't even consider choosing a non-DVCS. Because there really are clear, objective, concrete advantages to DVCS, and the biggest wins are in the area of branching and merging.