$(document).bind('mousedown', function(e) {
if( (e.which == 1) ) {
alert("left button");
}if( (e.which == 3) ) {
alert("right button");
}else if( (e.which == 2) ) {
alert("middle button");
}
e.preventDefault();
}).bind('contextmenu', function(e){
e.preventDefault();
});