So if I have the following:
and I simply want
If the purpose of this exercise is to delay the loading of external resources to simulate potential real life scenarios (e.g. when loading 3rd party widgets, etc), then I'd go down a very different route.
The following are two different delay proxy implementations that can be used to simulate and test unexpected network conditions:
http://www.deelay.me/
https://www.npmjs.com/package/grunt-connect-delay
They both work by using a prefix like /delay/5000/
to specify the delay simulation period.