How to write a proper null-safe coalescing operator in scala?

Question

Having seen the answers coming out of questions like this one involving horror shows like trying to catch the NPE and dredge the mangled name out of the stack trace, I am as

Answer 1

Like so:

case class ?:[T](x: T) {
  def apply(): T = x
  def apply[U >: Null](f: T => U): ?:[U] =
    if (x == null) ?:[U](null)
    else ?:[U](f(x))
}

And in action:

scala> val x = ?:("hel")(_ + "lo ")(_ * 2)(_ + "world")()
x: java.lang.String = hello hello world

scala> val x = ?:("hel")(_ + "lo ")(_ => (null: String))(_ + "world")()
x: java.lang.String = null