Based on c00kiemon5ter idea, here you have THE script
Your twisted recursive minds will love it, since this is not the original script, but the obfuscated(obfuscated(original))
#!/bin/bash
#
# Usage:
# obfuscate scrript.sh > script_obfuscated.sh
#
PIXIE=$(mktemp)
base64 -d >${PIXIE}<