Make an application that displays text at random that conforms to the specified regex

Question

OK, so in the spirit of Code-Golf, I\'m trying out something new here: Code-Bowling.

In golf, you try to get the lowest score (smallest application, mos

Answer 1

For your enjoyment...

An updated, condensed version... I actually don't see why Length is a requirement. I think it's trivially easy to maintain some of these answers (add a possible greeting, change the existing ones). You really think you'd have an easier time altering this?:

 1) {
        $packet[0] += $x = array_shift($packet);
        echo chr($x);
        play($packet);
    } else echo chr($packet[0]);
}