So I get how to replace certain words with other ones. What I\'m trying to figure out is how to take a word and replace it with a phrase and eliminate all other input.
Well, in this case you can just check whether there is a "bad word" in the user input string, and if it returns true, echo "You are a potty mouth."
You would want to use strpos()
e.g.
if( strpos($_POST['user_input'],'dog')!==FALSE ) {
echo('You are a potty mouth');
}
If you have an array of "bad words" you'll want to loop through them to check any occur within user input.