I want to be able to make custom postfix completions, but I can\'t seem to find anywhere to do so and haven\'t been able to find anything online. Anyone know how?
You can't.
Well, postfix feature is basically Postfix Plugin for IntelliJ(now integrated). All templates are just compiled code, as you can see here:
https://github.com/controlflow/intellij-postfix/tree/master/src/org/jetbrains/postfixCompletion/templates
Sadly, there isn't such easy xml like configuration. :(