I already found a solution for \"Most unixes\" via cat /proc/cpuinfo, but a pure-Ruby solution would be nicer.
cat /proc/cpuinfo
@grosser:
when /linux/ `grep -c processor /proc/cpuinfo`.to_i
http://www.partmaps.org/era/unix/award.html#cat http://www.partmaps.org/era/unix/award.html#wc