This wasn't one of your criteria but have you considered job availability? Haskell currently list 144 jobs on indeed, Ocaml list 12 and C# list 26,000. These numbers are not perfect but I bet you that once F# ships it won't be long before it blows past Haskell and Ocaml in the number of job listings.
So far every programming language included in Visual Studios has thousands of job listings for it. Seems to me that if you want the best chance to use a functional programming language as your day job then F# will soon be it.
