The \"single line if statement\" exists in C# and VB.NET as in many other programming and script languages in the following format
lunchLocation = (dayOfTheW
VBScript does not have any ternary operator.
A close solution in a single line and without using a user defined function, pure VBScript:
If dayOfTheWeek = "Tuesday" Then lunchLocation = "Fuddruckers" Else lunchLocation = "Food Court"
BTW, you can use JScript in Classic ASP if ternary opertor is so important to you.