i have two queries being combined with a UNION ALL1:
--Query 1
SELECT Flavor, Color
FROM Friends
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Actually, looking at the workaround from that link I commented, you might want to try this:
SELECT Flavor, Color
FROM Friends
UNION ALL
SELECT Flavor,
(SELECT TOP 1 Color FROM
(SELECT Color, Wavelength
FROM Rainbows
WHERE Rainbows.StrangerID = Strangers.StrangerID
) X ORDER BY Wavelength DESC) AS Color
FROM Strangers
...or some similar type of thing to try to fool the engine into not complaining.
But I can't test it, I'm afraid; I don't think we've got a 2000 box left in the building, virtual or otherwise.
EDIT: Ah! Looks like Joe and I overlapped on our sneakiness :)