I can’t seem to auto-grow my parent div’s height based on its floating child divs. All the children are floating, to take up space horizontally, an
You need to apply clearfix to the parent as floats are removed from the flow of the document an don't automatically add any height to the parent's contents. Clearfix instructs teh parent to extend to a height tall enough to clear its last floated child. This method is well established and works across browsers.