Excel (not cheating), 25 chars
Supports up to XFD:
=COLUMN(INDIRECT(A1&"1"))
Installation:
- Put the formula in cell A2.
Usage:
- Enter the column string in cell A1.
- Read the result at cell A2.
54 chars, plus a lot of instructions
Supports ROFL also:
(A2) =MAX(B:B)
(B2) =IFERROR(26*B1+CODE(MID(A$1,ROW()-1,1))-64,0)
Installation:
- Clear the whole spreadsheet.
- Put the formula (A2) in cell A2.
- Put the formula (B2) in cell B2.
- Fill formula (B2) to as far down as possible.
Usage:
- Enter the column string in cell A1.
- Read the result at cell A2.