How do you implement a good profanity filter?

Question

Many of us need to deal with user input, search queries, and situations where the input text can potentially contain profanity or undesirable language. Oftentimes this needs

Answer 1

Don't. It just leads to problems. One clbuttic personal experience I have with profanity filters is the time where I was kick/banned from an IRC channel for mentioning that I was "heading over the bridge to Hancock for a couple hours" or something to that effect.