Sell me distributed revision control

Question

I know 1000s of similar topics floating around. I read at lest 5 threads here in SO But why am I still not convinced about DVCS?

I have only following questions (not

Answer 1

It might be interesting to note that Subversion will probably be getting things like offline commits in the future. Of course we can't really compare those features to what's available today, but it might be a very good way to "use DVCS in a centralized manner" as described in other answers here.

Another recent post states that Subversion is not trying to become a DVCS

These things will probably mean that the repository is still centralized, meaning you can't do disconnected branching, diffing of old versions, but you can queue up commits.