Natural language date/time parser for .NET? [closed]

Answer 1

I'm not aware of one, but it sounded like a cool problem, so here's my whack at it (VB.NET):

Private Function ConvertDateTimeToStringRelativeToNow(ByVal d As DateTime) As String
    Dim diff As TimeSpan = DateTime.Now().Subtract(d)
    If diff.Duration.TotalMinutes < 1 Then Return "Now"

    Dim str As String
    If diff.Duration.TotalDays > 365 Then
        str = CInt(diff.Duration.TotalDays / 365).ToString() & " years"
    ElseIf diff.Duration.TotalDays > 30 Then
        str = CInt(diff.TotalDays / 30).ToString() & " months"
    ElseIf diff.Duration.TotalHours > 24 Then
        str = CInt(diff.Duration.TotalHours / 24) & " days"
    ElseIf diff.Duration.TotalMinutes > 60 Then
        str = CInt(diff.Duration.TotalMinutes / 60) & " minutes"
    Else
        str = CInt(diff.Duration.TotalMinutes).ToString() & " minutes"
    End If
    If str.StartsWith("1") Then str = str.SubString(0, str.Length - 1)
    If diff.TotalDays > 0 Then
        str &= " ago"
    Else
        str &= " from now"
    End If
    Return str
End Function

It's really not as sophisticated as ones that already exist, but it works alright I guess. Could be a nice extension method.