public static string OrdinalSuffix(int ordinal)
{
//Because negatives won't work with modular division as expected:
var abs = Math.Abs(ordinal);
var lastdigit = abs % 10;
return
//Catch 60% of cases (to infinity) in the first conditional:
lastdigit > 3 || lastdigit == 0 || (abs % 100) - lastdigit == 10 ? "th"
: lastdigit == 1 ? "st"
: lastdigit == 2 ? "nd"
: "rd";
}