@nickf: Here is the PHP function in C#:
public static string Ordinal(int number)
{
string suffix = String.Empty;
int ones = number % 10;
int tens = (int)Math.Floor(number / 10M) % 10;
if (tens == 1)
{
suffix = "th";
}
else
{
switch (ones)
{
case 1:
suffix = "st";
break;
case 2:
suffix = "nd";
break;
case 3:
suffix = "rd";
break;
default:
suffix = "th";
break;
}
}
return String.Format("{0}{1}", number, suffix);
}