How can I request a random row (or as close to truly random as is possible) in pure SQL?
In late, but got here via Google, so for the sake of posterity, I'll add an alternative solution.
Another approach is to use TOP twice, with alternating orders. I don't know if it is "pure SQL", because it uses a variable in the TOP, but it works in SQL Server 2008. Here's an example I use against a table of dictionary words, if I want a random word.
SELECT TOP 1
word
FROM (
SELECT TOP(@idx)
word
FROM
dbo.DictionaryAbridged WITH(NOLOCK)
ORDER BY
word DESC
) AS D
ORDER BY
word ASC
Of course, @idx is some randomly-generated integer that ranges from 1 to COUNT(*) on the target table, inclusively. If your column is indexed, you'll benefit from it too. Another advantage is that you can use it in a function, since NEWID() is disallowed.
Lastly, the above query runs in about 1/10 of the exec time of a NEWID()-type of query on the same table. YYMV.