Several months ago I learned from an answer on Stack Overflow how to perform multiple updates at once in MySQL using the following syntax:
INSERT INTO table
I was looking for the same thing when I came here, but the lack of a generic "upsert" function botherd me a bit so I thought you could just pass the update and insert sql as arguments on that function form the manual
that would look like this:
CREATE FUNCTION upsert (sql_update TEXT, sql_insert TEXT)
RETURNS VOID
LANGUAGE plpgsql
AS $$
BEGIN
LOOP
-- first try to update
EXECUTE sql_update;
-- check if the row is found
IF FOUND THEN
RETURN;
END IF;
-- not found so insert the row
BEGIN
EXECUTE sql_insert;
RETURN;
EXCEPTION WHEN unique_violation THEN
-- do nothing and loop
END;
END LOOP;
END;
$$;
and perhaps to do what you initially wanted to do, batch "upsert", you could use Tcl to split the sql_update and loop the individual updates, the preformance hit will be very small see http://archives.postgresql.org/pgsql-performance/2006-04/msg00557.php
the highest cost is executing the query from your code, on the database side the execution cost is much smaller