I am in need of an easy way to convert a date time stamp to UTC (from whatever timezone the server is in) HOPEFULLY without using any libraries.
With PHP 5 or superior, you may use datetime::format function (see documentation http://us.php.net/manual/en/datetime.format.php)
echo strftime( '%e %B %Y' , date_create_from_format('Y-d-m G:i:s', '2012-04-05 11:55:21')->format('U') ); // 4 May 2012